Desperate Idiot Defends Cheating on Girlfriend Cause "He Had to Save World From Cancer"

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mattstaff
Sep 30, 2017 11:00 AM EDT

As far as being an idiot who is unbelievably de-attached from reality and the way the world works, and I don't know general human decency.....this dude with an unreal knack for not being able to text like a mouth-breathing manchild, successfully crowned himself king of stupidity. If you can make it past the ridiculous abbreviations and misspellings in his actual texts, you'll be quick to see this is nothing short of an epic attempt at validating blatant cheating. I guess you could say he gets an A+ for thinking outside the box though. All in all, Bella really dodged a bullet on this one. 

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    Here's Bella, our self-proclaimed "Puerto Rican Princess" who dealt with the idiotic cheater of the hour:

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